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I actually lul’ed pretty hard at this post any time you can call something a “gay mobile” your going to have me laughing…
Gotta love the moxy this guys got posting this on youtube as well!
Just in case you need more motivation to run out and grab a WII fit for the lady in your life…haha
…unbelievable…photo of a woman with different colored boobs..
Black woman with one white boob and one black boob
They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just
gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”
I just about pissed myself watching this its fucking brilliant!
Oh yeah Reebok EasyTone
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.
Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’
‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.
‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’
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