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Sweet Tea….

February 2nd, 2010 Comments off

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just
gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!  Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”

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