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		<title>Dog For Sale &#8211; Free to good home &#8211; Excellent guard dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.</p>
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<p>Most of them knew Jethro only by his  Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schit</p>
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		<title>Damn GM has some hot cars lined up for 2011</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 15:43:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wonder what colors it comes in&#8230;runs on hot air and bull-shit gotta love that!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder what colors it comes in&#8230;runs on hot air and bull-shit gotta love that!</p>
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		<title>OMG guys its a﻿ Double rainbow</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:52:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This might be why drugs are a bad thing&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This might be why drugs are a bad thing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Mujibar was trying to get a job in India</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 04:22:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Personnel Manager said, &#8216;Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job. Mujibar said, &#8216;I am ready.&#8217; The manager said, &#8216;Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .&#8217; Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, &#8216;Mister manager, I am [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Personnel Manager said, &#8216;Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it ,<br />
you cannot qualify for this job.</p>
<p>Mujibar said, &#8216;I am ready.&#8217;</p>
<p>The manager said, &#8216;Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .&#8217;</p>
<p>Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,</p>
<p>&#8216;Mister manager, I am ready.&#8217;</p>
<p>The manager said, &#8216;Go ahead.&#8217;</p>
<p>Mujibar said,</p>
<p>&#8216;The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.&#8217;</p>
<p>Mujibar now works at a call center.</p>
<p>No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.</p>
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		<title>Brushing your teeth..gay or sexy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no way to make the brushing your teeth motion with out the tooth brush and not look well&#8230;gay if your a guy and sexy if your a chick Now imagine her with out the tooth brush in her hand&#8230;enjoy! (It gets real good around 1:17 lol)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no way to make the brushing your teeth motion with out the tooth brush and not look well&#8230;gay if your a guy and sexy if your a chick</p>
<p>Now imagine her with out the tooth brush in her hand&#8230;enjoy! (It gets real good around 1:17 lol)</p>
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		<title>You think Bill Clinton still today gets shit for getting a BJ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey I think the guys got swagger at least he didn&#8217;t avoid the topic that most people thing and never have the balls to say&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey I think the guys got swagger at least he didn&#8217;t avoid the topic that most people thing and never have the balls to say&#8230;.<br />
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		<title>Opinionated ass wipes and why we like them&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this super opinionated ass wipes view of the world at SlackerLand.com I actually lul&#8217;ed pretty hard at this post any time you can call something a &#8220;gay mobile&#8221; your going to have me laughing&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this super opinionated ass wipes view of the world at <a href="http://www.slackerland.com">SlackerLand.com</a></p>
<p>I actually lul&#8217;ed pretty hard at this <a href="http://www.slackerland.com/people-in-sea-isle-city-park-like-assholes/">post</a> any time you can call something a &#8220;gay mobile&#8221; your going to have me laughing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Totally a reason to get your chick a wii fit&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 23:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gotta love the moxy this guys got posting this on youtube as well! Just in case you need more motivation to run out and grab a WII fit for the lady in your life&#8230;haha]]></description>
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<p>Gotta love the moxy this guys got posting this on youtube as well!</p>
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<p>Just in case you need more motivation to run out and grab a WII fit for the lady in your life&#8230;haha</p>
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		<title>Black woman with one white boob and one black boob</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 19:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;unbelievable&#8230;photo of a woman with different colored boobs.. They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;unbelievable&#8230;photo of a woman with different colored boobs..</p>
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<p>They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!</p>
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		<title>Lol&#8230;just like Mom a great&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
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