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		<title>Just saying&#8230;I could watch this all day long</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jul 2011 02:22:11 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_154" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 507px"><img class="size-full wp-image-154" title="tumblr_lmp6dywJNf1qeujjfo1_500" src="http://www.blogofgreatness.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tumblr_lmp6dywJNf1qeujjfo1_500.gif" alt="Step Brothers!" width="497" height="201" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Get ready because we are here to fuck shit up!</p></div>
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		<title>Dog For Sale &#8211; Free to good home &#8211; Excellent guard dog</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 03:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.</p>
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<p>Most of them knew Jethro only by his  Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schit</p>
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		<title>Brushing your teeth..gay or sexy?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:45:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is no way to make the brushing your teeth motion with out the tooth brush and not look well&#8230;gay if your a guy and sexy if your a chick Now imagine her with out the tooth brush in her hand&#8230;enjoy! (It gets real good around 1:17 lol)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There is no way to make the brushing your teeth motion with out the tooth brush and not look well&#8230;gay if your a guy and sexy if your a chick</p>
<p>Now imagine her with out the tooth brush in her hand&#8230;enjoy! (It gets real good around 1:17 lol)</p>
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		<title>You think Bill Clinton still today gets shit for getting a BJ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jul 2010 03:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey I think the guys got swagger at least he didn&#8217;t avoid the topic that most people thing and never have the balls to say&#8230;.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey I think the guys got swagger at least he didn&#8217;t avoid the topic that most people thing and never have the balls to say&#8230;.<br />
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		<title>Opinionated ass wipes and why we like them&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 19:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check out this super opinionated ass wipes view of the world at SlackerLand.com I actually lul&#8217;ed pretty hard at this post any time you can call something a &#8220;gay mobile&#8221; your going to have me laughing&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Check out this super opinionated ass wipes view of the world at <a href="http://www.slackerland.com">SlackerLand.com</a></p>
<p>I actually lul&#8217;ed pretty hard at this <a href="http://www.slackerland.com/people-in-sea-isle-city-park-like-assholes/">post</a> any time you can call something a &#8220;gay mobile&#8221; your going to have me laughing&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Black woman with one white boob and one black boob</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 19:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;unbelievable&#8230;photo of a woman with different colored boobs.. They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8230;unbelievable&#8230;photo of a woman with different colored boobs..</p>
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<p>They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!</p>
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		<title>Howard Stern emergency staff meeting&#8230;lol</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 01:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just about pissed myself watching this its fucking brilliant!]]></description>
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<p>I just about pissed myself watching this its fucking brilliant!</p>
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		<title>Now this is good marketing&#8230;what was it for again?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:29:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yeah Reebok EasyTone]]></description>
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<p>Oh yeah Reebok EasyTone</p>
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		<title>The World According to Ronnie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 14:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Oct 2009 18:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give you $800 to drop [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--><span style="font-size: medium;"><span style="font-family: Courier New;"><span style="font-size: 13pt;"></span></span></span>A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.</p>
<p>The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.</p>
<p>When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.</p>
<p>Before she says a word, Bob says, &#8216;I&#8217;ll give you $800 to drop that towel.&#8217;</p>
<p>After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,</p>
<p>Bob hands her $800 and leaves.</p>
<p>The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.</p>
<p>When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, &#8216;Who was that?&#8217;</p>
<p>&#8216;It was Bob the next door neighbor,&#8217; she replies.</p>
<p>&#8216;Great,&#8217; the husband says, &#8216;did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?&#8217;</p>
<p>Moral of the story:</p>
<p>If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your</p>
<p>shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.<!--EndFragment--></p>
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