Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Dog for sale
Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schit
Wonder what colors it comes in…runs on hot air and bull-shit gotta love that!
The 2011 Obummer
The Personnel Manager said, ‘Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it ,
you cannot qualify for this job.
Mujibar said, ‘I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .’
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,
‘Mister manager, I am ready.’
The manager said, ‘Go ahead.’
Mujibar said,
‘The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar.’
Mujibar now works at a call center.
No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
Mujibar
There is no way to make the brushing your teeth motion with out the tooth brush and not look well…gay if your a guy and sexy if your a chick
Now imagine her with out the tooth brush in her hand…enjoy! (It gets real good around 1:17 lol)
Hey I think the guys got swagger at least he didn’t avoid the topic that most people thing and never have the balls to say….
Gotta love the moxy this guys got posting this on youtube as well!
Just in case you need more motivation to run out and grab a WII fit for the lady in your life…haha
…unbelievable…photo of a woman with different colored boobs..
Black woman with one white boob and one black boob
They say no two boobs are a like and that they are like snow flakes makes ya wonder who in this picture is the bigger boob of the pair!
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just
gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”
