Sweet Tea….

February 2nd, 2010

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.
Doctor: “What happened?”
Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
drunk he beats me to a pulp.”
Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start gargling with it. Just
gargle and gargle.”
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
Woman: “Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!  Every time my husband came
home drunk, I gargled with sweet tea. I gargled and gargled, and nothing
happened!”
Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?”

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Howard Stern emergency staff meeting…lol

January 4th, 2010

I just about pissed myself watching this its fucking brilliant!

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Now this is good marketing…what was it for again?

November 8th, 2009

Oh yeah Reebok EasyTone

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The World According to Ronnie

October 29th, 2009
the-world-according-to-ronald-reagan

the-world-according-to-ronald-reagan

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5 Minute Management Course Lesson 1

October 20th, 2009

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,

Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your

shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Greatness

He just needs a couple more beers…

October 20th, 2009

It really is one of the greatest songs of its time

March 5th, 2009

My video of the dolphins riding the wake of our boat

January 28th, 2009

These guys followed us for about 40 min out on Tampa Bay earlier this year.


Greatness

Maui and the Road to Hana

January 28th, 2009
North Shore of Maui

North Shore of Maui

Maui view from my room

Maui view from my room

The Road to Hanna

The Road to Hanna

North Shore of Maui

North Shore of Maui

The Road to Hanna

The Road to Hanna

Greatness ,

It has officially been answered no more asking…

January 9th, 2009
Yes the bear really does shit in the woods!

Yes the bear really does shit in the woods!

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